i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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