that's an acceptable place to lick
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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