Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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