A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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