Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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