Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
