HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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