I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This is my gift to your gina
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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