We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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