For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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