Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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