Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
