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Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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