shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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