these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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