She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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