Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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