Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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