so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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