My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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