Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
