Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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