would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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