that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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