: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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