So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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