covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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