That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
worst night to have a conscience
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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