i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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