i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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