Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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