The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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