we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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