'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Randomize
