fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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