At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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