Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
why is half of my head shaved?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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