So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
