just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Princesses don't give blow jobs
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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