So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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