Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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