At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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