I want to stick my p in your. b.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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