If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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