Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
