The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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