that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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