Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
pop tarts are not kleenex
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
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