I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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