I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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