So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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