what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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