How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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