What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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