just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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