sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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