i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
No subtext here. People are naked.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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