Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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