Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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