so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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