Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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